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Your result for The Mind Self Control Test...


Master


Well what can I say! You probably don't need any advice about any of this. You are active in your own thought process. You are probably well focused. You are self conscious and take action consciously. You are aware of the nature of cause and effect (at least as this applies in a temporal environment... B). You know what your goals are. You don't allow your strengths to dominate your weaknesses. You cultivate balance and harmony in your thought process. You strive to maintain objectivity. You realize the difficulties involved in doing so. You understand that there are always different perspectives other than your own.


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The exit polls from GoRuCo are in, and I placed last with an averaged rating of 2.66 out of 5. Bah! Even Gordon Brown can do better than that.

To be honest I'm not surprised, so those of you who feel you have to say positive things about the video are now officially excused ;p It was the first outing of what is actually a very difficult topic to tackle without cutting some strange corners and I'm thankful to Francis and the rest of the team for taking the risk in the first place. I owe them bigtime.

The audience comments lead me to suspect that I need to use less British idiom next time I speak in the US (e.g. I had several people on the day ask me what 'blue sky research' is), and that contrary to my experience here in Europe I should have included more code. Overall it seems that those who took the time to comment were very disappointed by this omission and by the lack of a clear and explicit point to the talk. Hopefully when the slides are judged as an artefact in their own right that will be less of an issue, especially as I will be adding additional content in the coming months including more code samples.

It also seems my experiment with the format didn't work for many people: I hoped that having the slides running on auto whilst talking more generally about the topic would allow me to engage better with the audience, but clearly it creates a disconnect that breaks normal user expectations. That leaves me in a bit of a quandry as I find the slide-driven approach to presentation very restrictive and unless someone is discussing a very specific technical point that needs them for clarity, it tends to send me to sleep. That's doubly true if I'm giving the presentation myself and am really doing nothing more than parrot what's on the screen whilst playing "click the clicker".

As to there being a point, I wasn't entirely sure there was one myself until I was closing. After all, this is just stuff you can do in Ruby on a Unix box. But I guess that is the point. Unix systems' coding is mostly just scripting the kernel and Ruby is a surprisingly friendly language for doing that, ergo Ruby is a good systems' programming language.

I did say towards the end that if just one person in the audience got that message it justified the trip, so a big thanks to whomever wrote: "My favorite talk, very inspired to both write systems' programming scripts in Ruby and also to have a beer". I guess that sums up what I flew more than 3000 miles to share and I hope the anonymous author has as much fun doing both as I have over the last fifteen years. And if they see me at a conference sometime, mine's a pint of mild!

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The nice folks at Lone Star Ruby Conference accepted my proposal for a tutorial on Ruby and Unix called Things You Really Shouldn't Do With Ruby But Can. I get three hours on a Thursday afternoon to teach all kinds of weird tricks that probably aren't safe to a random assortment of Ruby lovers. The upside of that is that it follows Rich Kilmer's Hot Ruby session so I can hopefully lig my way into that and get a deeper understanding of MacRuby.

I'm kinda nervous as I've never given a three-hour tutorial before - at uni I found the occasional forty-five minute seminar bad enough - but I'm hoping that I can get everything I want to cover into an interesting format.

Still no news though on whether I'll be at Rails Underground next month in London. I'd really like to get on the bill there as it's a chance to do an updated version of the Ruby Plumber's Guide and would be yet more useful experience. Fingers crossed that happens.

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Wednesday night I joined a friendly gather of dynamic language fans for an evening of lightning talks at BCS HQ in Central London. It's easy when you're part of a specific language community to lose track of the broader divisions in programming so it was interesting seeing the perspective of Perl, SmallTalk and JavaScript users on many of the issues we battle with in the Ruby community. Some of the Perl code even looked intelligible ;p

I was particularly interested in the coverage of how SmallTalk handles data persistence. Don't get me wrong, Ruby has several powerful ORMs that fulfil the basic database persistence needs of developers adequately, but to be honest I find them all hard work in one way or another. Mostly they require me to do lots of procedural stuff that really ought to be automatic and whilst I suspect the SmallTalk answers will have their own shortcomings they may spark a few ideas. Anyway that's slated for further research when I can grab some down-time, which by the look of things may not be until the autumn.

The most thought-provoking talk of the evening was on genetic algorithms in Perl, and I really wish I could remember the speaker's name as we had a long chat afterwards in the pub. I know a bit about GA from years back, but suddenly it all seems to be in much better focus. Unfortunately I now have this urge to use the technique with function calls in an AST and brew self-evolving applications. I'm not entirely sure how useful that would be, but I suspect a very deep rabbit-hole awaits sometime in the future.

The net.goth posse were pretty well represented. Kitty gave a quick rundown of P5VM, a port of Perl to the JVM, and Zefram run through some of the weird type collision that are possible with Perl's bless function. The latter talk made me glad that in Ruby we use message passing as I imagine DuckTyping in Perl must be a right pain. I'm not sure if Joel counts as one of the collective (truth be told I'm massively out of the loop on that sort of thing) but I'll include his quick rundown of ECMAScript for XML here anyway - just for the cool t-shirt.

My former colleague Tim gave an interesting overview of Shoes, a Ruby GUI I've spoken about previously at RailsConf Europe. Of course being a graphic designer originally he makes it all look incredibly easy.

I gave the five-minute version of my Goruco presentation, with an undue emphasis on writing Ruby code like you would C :) That's not what I actually do with this stuff, but it's always good for cheap laughs.

Later we all retired to the pub where much beer was consumed and then it was off the the N29 back home, arguing drunkenly with Zefram over something or other. All in all a fun evening.

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Me in full-flow at GoRuCo. It probably would have been worse if I hadn't had the hangover, all things considered.

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The Journey )

GoRuCo - The Gotham Ruby Conference )

Back Home )

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today I am mostly: good to be home

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Your result for The Writing Systems Test...


Ventris & Chadwick



If knowledge of writing systems were a pyramid, you would be the eye that sits at the top and is, let's assume, all-knowing. (And rather creepy, but that's neither here nor there.) Some day you'll figure out that Voynich thing, I'm sure.



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click for unenlightenment )

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You Scored as Demon

Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.



Demon

92%

WereWolf

84%

Mermaid

67%

Faerie

67%

Angel

59%

Dragon

50%




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...but I'm not sure where to go.

For thirteen years I've made something approximating a living from a passion that dates back into my pre-teens, but as time has passed I've become increasingly disillusioned and disinterested. Gone are the days when I could reliably find mad little companies looking to do improbable things, bending ones and zeroes to their will. Gone the demand for programmers with skill and art.

Everywhere I've turned in recent years I've been dogged by the shadow of agile development, something I've ranted over more than once in these pages. In a sense I've been hoist by my own petard as in the late 1990s these were the techniques I told my clients to use if they wanted their underskilled graduate development teams to be vaguely effective. Little did I dream that a decade later the industry would not only have adopted the core principle of testing their code properly before unleashing it on an unsuspecting world, but that it would have gone to the other extreme of building ever more burdensome test suites.

It's as if the world's architects all agreed that every single strut and support had to incorporate a strain gauge and that during construction each addition of a brick to the edifice required that every gauge be checked. The technology exists to do this - sensor networks and intelligent buildings have been mooted many times over the last two decades by futurologists - but to date no one has demonstrated that there is any practical gain in doing this.

In a recent exchange on the LRUG mailing list I explained some of my qualms with the current fad for Test Driven Development, which I'll probably blog about when I've fleshed the argument out in greater depth, but as usual people who are into that fad don't get why it's a fool's errand. I guess I could write this off as being a generational thing - I routinely meet web developers who weren't even born when I cut my first Basic programs - but that presumes that building flexible and reliable software is a new innovation which it most emphatically isn't.

Anyway be that as it may I'm sick to the back teeth of developers with at most five years of experience telling me what constitutes good practice or second guessing instincts that I've honed over almost thirty years of chasing the bleeding edge. As such I'm strongly considering leaving the industry altogether and restricting my future involvement to after-hours hacking on projects of value to me along with the occasional conference.

My decamping is probably no real loss to the industry anyway as I'm a truculent curmudgeon and not much of a team player, but more worrying is that in a recent conversation with a recruiter he mentioned that quite a few of the people on his books had already jumped ship. I guess I'm not alone in disliking cultish impositions on my working life.

I guess the next few days I'm going to have to think long and hard about the future.

today I am mostly: dysfunctional

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Those of you who follow [info]goth_twiglet on Facebook will already have seen this alluded to, but as of the end of this month I'll be officially redundant. For the last five months I've been very quiet as I was working on the serverside of the Virgin Music Unlimited service, mostly trying to figure out the architecture scaling. This didn't include the deep packet inspection technology before anyone who's been on the end of one of my extended rants on the subject thinks I finally found an employer mad enough to fund that particular bit of research :)

Unfortunately it proved impossible for Virgin Media and certain of the Major Labels to come to a full agreement of how the service should be implemented and as a result there isn't enough money in the kitty to continue paying my salary. Well no one ever said I was a cheapdate lol Anyway if a fresh investor turns up before the end of the month my job will be saved and if not I'll just have to hope something interesting turns up soon. Either that or back to consultancy I guess.

In tangentally related news the .tel registry is now up and running so the time may be right for [info]spikyblackcat and I to do something off the back of that. Given that we're among the select few who know how its underlying DNS conventions work we could probably earn a good living helping companies come to grips with it, although I'm not entirely sure I want to get sucked back into that world.

today I am mostly: bedtime!!!

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Your result for The Howard Gardner 7 Intelligences (Pt. 1 of 2) Test...


You scored: 9 out of 12 Linguistics, 11 out of 12 Math, 10 out of 12 Music, and 7 out of 12 Spatial


Because this test doesn't give you a score like an IQ test here is how to interpret your results:



Categories with high scores are those to which you are strongly inclined.

Categories with lower scores are those to which you are less inclined but those which support your stronger intelligences.



Because of limits on OKCupid you need to take both parts 1 and 2 to have the complete picture of your intelligences distribution.





Part 1 Part 2




Also, this test only covers 7 intelligences. Officially Prof. Gardner has 9 intelligences now and is rumored to be working on a 10th. The intelligences not covered on either test are Naturalistic and Spiritual/Existential Intelligences.



For more information please visit Professor Gardner's site http://www.howardgardner.com/



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Your result for The Howard Gardner 7 Intelligences (Pt. 2 of 2) Test...


You scored 8 out of 12 Kinesthetic, 4 out of 12 Interpersonal and 10 out of 12 Intrapersonal


Because this test doesn't give you a score like an IQ test here is how to interpret your results:



Categories with high scores are those to which you are strongly inclined.

Categories with lower scores are those to which you are less inclined but those which support your stronger intelligences.



Because of limits on OKCupid you need to take both parts 1 and 2 to have the complete picture of your intelligences distribution.



Part 1 Part 2




Also, this test only covers 7 intelligences. Officially Prof. Gardner has 9 intelligences now and is rumored to be working on a 10th. The intelligences not covered on either test are Naturalistic and Spiritual/Existential Intelligences.



For more information please visit Professor Gardner's site http://www.howardgardner.com/



If you enjoyed this test please rate it!

Also, be sure you check out my other equally awesome tests.

J.R.R. Tolkien’s Life

My Movie Test

The Things I Value Test


Take The Howard Gardner 7 Intelligences (Pt. 2 of 2) Test
at HelloQuizzy

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